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| Server | Nathrezim |
| Members | 52 |
| Founded | 11/11/2009 |
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| A Few Guys Short of Nathrezim |
A FEW GUYS SHORT is a World of Warcraft Horde guild on US PvP server Nathrezim. We are a small but HIGHLY focused raiding guild that likes to push content hard, but in 10mans only. We have a lot of fun and WE GOT JOKES during raids. We are currently progressing through ICC 10 and preparing for the Glory of the Icecrown Raider 10 achievement push. If you are interested in joining, please check out our forums and get an idea of who we are.
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Latest Guild News
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We're Dead
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This site will be down soon. Take care.
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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU WATZ
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So after one of our best DPS left us, we had the blessing of troll taking the night off due to a scheduling conflict with prison rape simulations. Without such impediments to raid success, we were able to make real progress on Arthas - enough so that we killed him today even with trolls terrible ass in the raid. The new bitch isn't bad either. Terrible kill shot below. Also LF warlock or unholy DK, apply on forums.

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Recruiting
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Recruitment open for: Warlock, Ret Paladin, Enhancement Shaman, Elemental Shaman, Hunter apply on the forums. We take the application process seriously, cheers.
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Trill solos Sindragosa
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Fuck the rest of you.
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Recruiting
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I'm extremely tired so this will be short with no frills like ALL THE GOD DAMN NEWS I EVER POST. We could use 1 more DPS to shore up our ranks. You'd be the 12th on the roster, there's a rotation for sitting blah blah blah it'll be discussed if you're interested, you're NOT being recruited as a bench warmer. Warlock, Ret Paladin, Elemental Shaman, Enhancement Shaman, or some other exceptional DPS head over to the forum and put up an application. Cheers.
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Take THAT Mafia
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So our resident poker player who nearly got rubbed by the mob a few months ago actually saved Valithiria Dreamwalker's life today. In the rare 2 tanks 4 dps 4 healers set up, we were able to anti-violate Dreamwalker's health bar back to full! I'd say Aratar played a part in it but he just always seemed to be getting the regular kind of violated by the left over spew the aboms liked to put out. As usual, there is no killshot.

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Yay Nerfs!
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So after being 3% from a server first last week on BQL, we went hard and used all our attempts without the sacrifice a person strategy. The day after we went, Blizzard 'fixed' the strategy and nerfed her into worthlessness- yay! We went back and violated her like a drugged virgin prom queen on pull #1. Thanks for mid-week nerfs on a limited attempts boss Blizz! Real classy shit there. Can you tell I'm bitter? Anyway here's your proof.

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GUILD FIRST, A KILL SHOT!
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So after months of killing bosses and doing achievements we hit a guild first tonight. Taking a picture next to a corpse! No longer do you have to take our word for our defeat of a boss, WE'VE GOT PHOTOS BITCH. Putricide is a bunch of fun and we look forward to the next wing.
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WIDESPREAD PANIC
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Well after the swine flu nearly wiped out the world, A Few Guys Short with the help of absolutely no doctors or scientists proved conclusively, with the defeat of Festergut in this fashion, that flu shots are nothing more than an opportunity for the government to control our thoughts.
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Plagueworks doesn't dick around.
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So we don't really take killshots, though I suppose we should start. I didn't think we'd see serious normal content again, but Plagueworks doesn't fuck around. From the trash pull that Trolljaboi can never silence properly to the actual bosses, Rotface and Putricide are pretty serious business.
After a couple hours of Trillah being a functional retard on the big ooze kiting, we finally manage to get them down with Trill reducing his vent call WINGS ME WINGS ME to once every 28 seconds instead of once every 4.
We got 3 pulls on Putricide at the end of raid, but our OT's vehicle bar doesn't work and Trolljaboi who had to do it really just sucks at wow. Thanks for the guys who filled in when our mage's computer died at invites.
PS- I've decided to be nice to you all and change the "I'm On a Boat" song OFF autoplay the moment you join the homepage, so all you new bitches make sure to play that in the news item below for full effect!
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